Gateway 2000's hilariously bad ads in the 90s (Part II)

(buttondown.com)

26 points | by rfarley04 2 hours ago

8 comments

  • sgarland 40 minutes ago
    > And you won’t get to brag that you own a computer from Iowa.

    South Dakota. Gateway was HQ’d in North Sioux City, SD.

    There is also a South Sioux City, NE, though to my knowledge no computer manufacturers have had a presence there.

    My dad worked at Gateway in the mid-late ‘90s and early ‘00s. Employee perks were pretty decent for the time; for example, he could borrow a laptop to play with and learn on at home — we used this almost entirely to play games, since we had a hand-me-down 486 at the time. They would also give you a PC in agreement for continued employment for N years. We got a Pentium III 550 MHz screamer of a system, which was absolutely bonkers for my young self.

    • mrloopex 1 minute ago
      Let’s be clear: they were Lego-ing together parts from China. There were no mass produced PC components in the US by the 90s.
    • rfarley04 35 minutes ago
      You're right! That was a not entirely clear enough reference to Gateway 2000's first ad, in 1987, which famously used the headline "Computers from Iowa?"

      https://buttondown.com/suchbadtechads/archive/gateway-2000-p...

    • addaon 25 minutes ago
      > They would also give you a PC in agreement for continued employment for N years.

      Do you mean that in exchange for accepting a PC, he had to agree to a multiple-year enforced contract? Is the right to leave a company even a right that one can sign away in the US? Would people really do that for a few thousand dollars? That seems shockingly close to indentured servitude... "we'll pay two months of your rent up front, but you can't quit for five years no matter what we do to you."

      • to11mtm 8 minutes ago
        There's actually a mortgage company that does worse; They call it the 'People Promise', and it sounds like a bonus, but;

        1. It's actually a loan.

        2. If you leave or are terminated at any point for the period, you have to pay back the ENTIRE loan amount.

        3. Because it's a loan, if you -do- survive employment through the term, guess what, you now have to pay tax on the 'forgiven loan'.

        4. If you don't take it, you don't get hired.

        • Aurornis 1 minute ago
          Why not name the company?
        • JoBrad 5 minutes ago
          Each of your points escalated over the last one, somehow.
      • Aurornis 4 minutes ago
        No, you can’t force people to continue working at your company by contract.

        These agreements work like signing bonuses. The compensation is given up front, but if you leave before N months then you need to return the compensation or some times a pro-rated version of it.

      • majormajor 23 minutes ago
        Usually signing bonuses are "pay back all or a pro-rated percentage if you leave before [date]"
        • addaon 20 minutes ago
          Sure, but that's just lending you a computer at that point, unless they expect you to cover the depreciation cost or something when returning it.
  • gammarator 49 minutes ago
    As a young Midwestern nerd in the 90s, getting one of those cow boxes delivered to our home was better than Christmas. (Christmas happens every year!). Somehow I can still remember the new computer smell…
  • raldi 15 minutes ago
    “These are the worst ads I’ve ever seen.”

    “But you have seen them.”

  • wduquette 34 minutes ago
    I had at least one Gateway 2000 desktop and several laptops over time. All but the last laptop were lovely machines. The last looked good on paper, but it was thicker and heavier than it should have been, and start losing keycaps fairly quickly.
  • demo4567 44 minutes ago
    Hilariously good. Imo they worked on me. I can quote Gateway 4DX622 at $1899 OTOH of my head now. And it got me to read the whole thing.
    • richiezc 24 minutes ago
      4DX266 isn't it? I had that exact spec as a kid, still remember the big cow patterned boxes it came in
  • Mistletoe 40 minutes ago
    These ads feel like a mental cleanse compared to ads now, which are focus grouped (and now AI polished) until there is nothing left but soulless gray goo, devoid of any personality whatsoever. Nice to see color again on the You Got It, Baby ad.

    Related: https://www.printmag.com/design-trends/flat-logos-with-alex-...

  • doctorzook 31 minutes ago
    I love that these ads had (cornball) personality.