The American Grilled Cheese Sandwich Essay (2024)

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30 points | by NaOH 3 days ago

8 comments

  • ecshafer 7 minutes ago
    The most important lesson about Grilled Cheese that I have learned is that you can buy a mix of expensive cheese, get a nice fresh loaf of sourdough bread, high quality grass fed butter. You can really make an exquisite, amazing, grilled cheese that would cost $25 at a mediocre restaurant with a side of fries. However, a 4 year old will prefer one made out of kraft singles on white.
  • js2 2 hours ago
    > This is not a column where I will carp and complain—about air-fryer grilled cheeses, or fancy gourmet grilled cheeses, or Kraft-single grilled cheeses, or the proper application of butter, or the appropriate pan, or the degree and nature of the condiments. To me, each grilled cheese is enough, and more than enough. In this world so full of slaughter and fire, where doubt and monstrosity abound, this much is clear to me: the grilled cheese is a small and perfect thing.

    Amen.

    I love me a grilled cheese sandwich and I'm not picky about it, but if you want to take the time to put in the extra effort, the following recipe is the best grilled cheese you'll ever make:

    https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1020107-french-onion-gri...

    If you have some fresh tomatoes on hand, this is almost as tasty and a lot easier (and not technically grilled cheese, since no grilling is involved, nor a sandwich unless you want to call it open faced):

    https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1024469-tomato-cheddar-t...

    • trashcan2137 2 hours ago
      I never understood the appeal of grilled cheese and thought it's mostly because every time I see it it's made with toast bread (???) or brioche (hard to get a decent brioche here in Poland) but I can see a variation made with what I would call bread.

      Will give it a go.

      • dylan604 46 minutes ago
        > I never understood the appeal of grilled cheese

        What's so hard to understand? It's cheese. It's melted. It's breaded. Why are cheese sticks so popular? They're cheese. They're melted. They're breaded. Why are quesadillas so popular? They're cheese. They're melted. They're breaded.

      • nozzlegear 34 minutes ago
        Not sure what you mean by toast bread, but you can't beat a good grilled cheese sandwich. My wife just makes them out of a cheap brioche bread with cheddar and American cheese. They're great when dipped in a tomato soup.

        The brioche bread: https://www.walmart.com/ip/ART-BRI-BKY-BRD-20OZ/19883411944

    • bigstrat2003 31 minutes ago
      My dad used to make something similar to that second link when we were kids. A slice of bread, some mayo, tomato slices, salt and pepper, top with American cheese. Pop it in the oven on a cookie sheet until the bread is toasty and cheese is melted. It's quite good - but as you said, one has to have fresh tomatoes. A grocery store tomato will not cut it if you're making those!
  • Aboutplants 1 hour ago
    Instead of butter I prefer to use Mayonnaise as the fat spread on the bread to cook in the pan. It does a fantastic job.
    • t1234s 1 hour ago
      this is a good choice because it has less water content than solid butter and promotes better browning. Other options would be to use olive oil, tallow or ghee
    • bigstrat2003 37 minutes ago
      I haven't tried actual mayo, but I did once try Miracle Whip (which is my preferred condiment in place of mayo). I would strongly advise avoiding that - the grilled cheese made with Miracle Whip was truly nasty. Proper mayo must be different in a way that makes it more effective in this task.
  • bigstrat2003 39 minutes ago
    This author is wrong. You may not add onions, avocado, or any of those other things to a grilled cheese sandwich, at least not if you are trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich. Once you start adding veggies or meat, it becomes a melt. There's nothing wrong with a melt! But words mean things, and you can't just call any sandwich you like a grilled cheese just because the bread is toasted and it has melted cheese inside.
  • wahern 56 minutes ago
    This always comes to mind whenever [grilled] cheese sandwiches do:

    > I was reminded of a conversation I had with an American military intelligence officer who was having a supper of Jack Daniel's and Coca-Cola at a Kigali bar.

    > "I hear you're interested in genocide," the American said. "Do you know what genocide is?"

    > I asked him to tell me.

    > "A cheese sandwich," he said. "Write it down. Genocide is a cheese sandwich."

    > I asked him how he figured that.

    > "What does anyone care about a cheese sandwich?" he said. "Genocide, genocide, genocide. Cheese sandwich, cheese sandwich, cheese sandwich. Who gives a shit? Crimes against humanity. Where's humanity? Who's humanity? You? Me? Did you see a crime committed against you? Hey, just a million Rwandans. Did you ever hear about the Genocide Convention?"

    > I said I had.

    > "That convention," the American at the bar said, "makes a nice wrapping for a cheese sandwich."

    From "We Wish to Inform You that Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families: Stories from Rwanda" by Philip Gourevitch.

  • satvikpendem 2 hours ago
    Reminds me of the exact opposite opinion (a meltdown one might even say, as mentioned in the top comment) someone on r/grilledcheese:

    > You people make me sick.

    > A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy.

    > Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese.

    > I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese.

    > I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being.

    > Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment I saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

    > You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/grilledcheese/comments/2or1p3/you_p...

    • gdwatson 11 minutes ago
      That post salvaged the subreddit; before, it had lost its focus. When I came back to give it another try, that post had become a meme and a rallying cry, and the sub had a lot of legitimately interesting thoughts and discussion.
    • ion_trapper 30 minutes ago
      Always a trip reflecting on this hyperbolic and profanity-laden style of comment from the old internet. Cringy by today’s standards.
  • tclancy 3 hours ago
    Ok, I am about to dig in, but a person willing to write about food most anyone can cook and give me Branaugh's Henry V is an instant read.
  • derbOac 47 minutes ago
    I feel obligated to note the grilled-cheese-adjacent brie and butter sandwich of Twin Peaks notoriety.