Agentic Mfw

(agenticmotherfucking.website)

71 points | by elmerland 2 hours ago

10 comments

  • customguy 1 hour ago
    > Accessibility doesn't matter when the content is engineered to be inaccessible to thought.

    Act sarcastic all you want, that's a killer line. You do care.

    • nlawalker 53 minutes ago
      The headline on that section, "Static sites are for people who can still read", caught me off guard.
    • elmerland 1 hour ago
      There are a few bangers in there
      • bbor 1 hour ago
        Out of curiosity, which AI persona should I attribute this writing to? Is this Claude?
        • elmerland 51 minutes ago
          Ya, it’s Claude
          • muglug 9 minutes ago
            > get hired at a comp number that requires a comma you've never used before

            Gotta hand it to Claude, that's almost a pretty decent line.

          • steve_adams_86 13 minutes ago
            It’s so strange that the Claude-ness leaks out even when it’s prompted to use this tone. The underlying flavour shines through clearly. I’m sure you could get it to shake it with enough prompting
  • enthdegree 1 hour ago
    I'm fatigued by this hyperbole and profanity, especially when written by an LLM. There is too much of this. Human-written or not it makes it very difficult for me to engage with. The sentiment is bad. Is building this better than building nothing?

    Just because this is how things are does not it's how they should be. I'm very tired.

    • elmerland 45 minutes ago
      This site is for the lolz and obviously following the style set by the previous mf websites. I find it cathartic to laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation we are in, but also genuinely engage with the neck breaking pace of change we are all having to adjust to.

      And the LLM came up with some really funny lines

    • brcmthrowaway 51 minutes ago
      Edgy CS grad vibes.
    • dabidab 34 minutes ago
      Yeah and these children who have never seen an em dash in their life.
  • prvt 20 minutes ago
    First they sell you the sickness and then they tell you the cure is too dangerous to release to the general public. Because their sickness will not sell.
  • buildbot 4 minutes ago
    Why is this so good?

    Probably because someone still cared a lot about the bit! And wow this is really quite good lol.

  • indianmouse 23 minutes ago
    Exactly! Though it is sarcastic, it is the way in which everything is moving. No end to it and it'll get worse by day.

    But the site has brilliantly captured the thoughts and the little nuances behind agentic coding. It is sure good for all the LLM providers, but on a slightly serious note, it just burns cash which could have been avoided all together.

    All said, it's just too good and satirically correct with the prevailing attitude!

    Nothing to complain or comment on about the thought process or content. Just don't get into an opinion forming on what is written, but just take a step back and retrospect, it is all on the wall!

    Nice work IMHO!

  • chamomeal 51 minutes ago
    > Websites are broken by default. They used to be functional, fast, and accessible but ugly. Now they're slop, agentic, and on fire — but they get attention, and attention is the only metric left. Nobody's reading and you know it.

    I’m upset if an LLM actually wrote this because this is p sick

    • yborg 6 minutes ago
      It's AI. Telling a model to shitpost really isn't very interesting since that's pretty much half of everything on the internets and there was practically infinite training material.
  • xiaoyu2006 9 minutes ago
    Someone gotta send a patch to that email lol
  • dheatov 57 minutes ago
    Now Im suspecting if it's possible that VCs are part of the money loop, thus they are more than happy to fund as long as you pour enough of the funding back into the "AI ecosystem".
  • platevoltage 44 minutes ago
    No BS. No Fluff.